I'll be your Diamond Girl!

My fantasy... To be a man's 

"Diamond Girl!   Yes.. yes I totally do!

                             Diamond Girls have wayyyy more fun!

From I*V's favoritest place of earth... Fredrick's of Hollywood.com

I think "Diamond Girl" seems fitting for me.  However unlikely, I was thinking on things yesterday driving along with my Supervillian Venom Lipgloss gleaming (that tastes like dreamsickles) and
how I completely understand high-end prostitutes.  You know, the kind that get on Madame what's her names list and become headline news.  The kind that become politicians playmates... 

They are an absolute fantasy.  Fantasy can be extremely good:  On demand.  Up for adventure and fun without the baggage.  It ends when it ends.  No loose strings.  No wondering.  No commitment.  No monogomy.. although one of the parties typically ends up wanting more.  Especially the men doing the spoiling.  They love you to be theirs... and only theirs. 

The secrecy of it all is alluring. Getting caught adds tension to the thrill.  The discretion or lack there of, is an adrenaline rush.  The fact remains, there are women like me who do know how to give
affection and lay down some love like no other.  Then there are some men who know how to spoil their princess...even a fantasy girl... with equivocal material things and have the money to do so.  These women got the memo I didn't.  The memo is titled: "How to let a man spoil you without being retarded about it in the process!"   I certainly have been absolutely retarded about things.  I still won't even allow a man to buy things for me, although God knows I have tried.  There was only one I enjoyed it from.  He's gone now, but, as I told Superhero BlueGene Jones (Blue for short) he can come back anyday and do it all over again. LOL! :)

See, I missed the boat somewhere between Innocence Walking the Straight & Narrow to be taken seriously in life and Sex Object Hell yea Sex-drive-ville.  I've been so caught up in being perfect and taken seriously that despite every man on the planet views me as a sex-object, (except Superhero BlueGene Jones who turned me down and who knows one day I will FINALLY put him under my spell), I've rebelled against this thought of Diamond Girl my entire life when I should have truly allowed myself to be adorned in it.  Perhaps then I would have found a better balance instead of being so afraid it would land me in an awful predicament.  Guess what?  I landed in an awful predicament being a good girl and getting nothing out of it by marrying a bad-boy who only plays by HIS rules. (Nope. I got nothing! No diamonds, fanciful vacations, or tropical paradise sexcapades without the kids, no pearls..well, pearl necklaces on occassion!  I got screwed.. that was about all he was good for.)

I suppose that sort of knowledge of how to play is what separates the Wives Club from the Diamond Girls.  Both have their perks.  ... I've already been a wife.   It's my turn to play!... But never with a married man.. that's just a no no.  Everyone gets hurt when that happens even though, sometimes, he does leave.  Those moments are very few and far between.  More fish in the sea.

Going after married men is fighting fire with fire ... Burn scars don't look very good in sexy lingerie so.. that's why I'm telling you.. : ) You do want to look good right?

Although it can sometimes take years and decades when dealing with married men who leave their wives for you, you end up getting burned in the end.  Take it from someone who's had enough friends make this same mistake.  Once upon a time I fell in love with a married man.  I knew better.  But, I didn't even see it coming. Fire with fire..  I got burned... even if from my own torment that I was doing something wrong.   

For me, it took a really long time to realize all I knew how to do in this life at the time of leaving my marriage was to be a wife, a mother, a homemaker, and a volunteer.  That's what we do.  That IS our life sometimes.  But not anymore!  (To the ladies still married and in love.. the grass is certainly GREENER where you are!  I wouldn't trade places because you deserve the love and commitment you have and were able to hang on to.. but.. when it comes to the rest of us scared by love's epic fail.. see below.)

Thanks to my Stand-in-Husband Superhero BlueGene Jones who is a complete stranger I've written over 900 emails to with about 12% of my emails coming back with a genuine heartfelt response... (thanks Blue! I cherish those 100 emails from you 4-ever.. lol!), I no longer have a need to be anyone's anything although, the Fantasy of being a man's "Diamond Girl"... is still simply fantastical alluring fun.... for ME!  

All the things you and I may have missed out on because we were so busy being "dumb girls" and giving our youth away to the most undeserving of men, just means we get to do it all over again.   But this time, instead of giving in to the adventure of whirlwind romance and Cinderella fairytales I'm going to see the warning on that damaged label and walk away as I rock it in some sexy Fredrick's of HollyWood meets I*V's style of apparel that will leave his tongue on the floor.   Because this time, I'm gonna look so damn hot while turning little boys down that the only one good enough to be my man, is the one who doesn't take no for an answer but, who makes me chase him instead.  Girls!  We're soooooooooooo retarded!  I agree!  See clip.. this is me after a year of no sex... 

I*V finally tracks down Superhero BlueGene Jones.. drat!  He escapes again! Damn it!
(From Roger Rabit 1988  yep.. I'm an 80's girl for suuuuuureeeeeeeeeee!)

Either way, I don't want a husband, just want some fun once in a while and to be in a man's company every now and again while making every other man in the room jealous!  Hey, that's me... don't judge me.  It is what it is.  I've already been down the aisle.  It's go time for Momma!  And this time, I'll be smarter...and sexier than ever with a whole lotta moxy to throw down when I need to!  

I don't care how old you feel or think you are... there is always room to feel sexy and squeeze (and for me I do mean SQUEEZE) into one of these!  Refer to pic above.  

With Love, 

I*V

p.s. Those are real diamonds on her little undies there.. not really.. but who cares?!  Fake it till you make it!  If it Shines.. It's mine!

p.s.s.  This is post #69 ... that ... that just makes it funny!  Hell yea!  It surely does!  :)  CHEESE!

p.s.s.s.  See comments for the HYSTERICAL quotes about this video clip!  And yes... this clip is totally me after a year of no sex.. lol!!!!  hahahaha!  You're not alone!  I swear I'm with ya chicky!

Oh!  One IMPORTANT THING I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!  

MEN LOVE DIAMOND GIRLS!  HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

DUH!  HERE's Today's Themesong!

I love the yes.. yes.. yes.. in this song!